A poop stache is the remnant hairs or ingrown hairs that are still visible on a guy's upper lip even after they shave. No matter how many times they shave it still stays there. A poop stache is most noticeable on guys who grow hair mostly on their upper lip and nowhere else on their beard or sides of their faces; this makes it look even more like shit.
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This term sprang like a phoenix rising from the ashes from an incident that happened to a friend of mine. We'll call him Dude. Dude had the flu, and everything that comes with it, and was sprinting toward the bathroom for the millionth time with diarrhea when he realized he had his underwear on backwards. With no time to spare he proceeded to "do his business" through the fly opening or, to poop of out of the peehole.
As the phrase rolls off of the toungue so easily, it came to have many different applications.
*Parts of this story may have been dramatized for effect
This term sprang like a phoenix rising from the ashes from an incident that happened to a friend of mine. We'll call him Dude. Dude had the flu, and everything that comes with it, and was sprinting toward the bathroom for the millionth time with diarrhea when he realized he had his underwear on backwards. With no time to spare he proceeded to "do his business" through the fly opening or, to poop of out of the peehole.
As the phrase rolls off of the toungue so easily, it came to have many different applications.
*Parts of this story may have been dramatized for effect
"did I just poop out of the peehole?" (driver asking passenger in a car if they had driven the wrong way out of a parking lot.)
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Actually pooping on your brother's pillow while he sleeps might just buy you a ticket on the crazy train that heads to the looney bin...
Actually pooping on your brother's pillow while he sleeps might just buy you a ticket on the crazy train that heads to the looney bin...
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