puddle tits

When someone ejaculates onto some titties with such force, it creates a crater on top of the titty. The crater is filled with the ejaculate, forming a puddle tit.

Dat bitch ova dere definitely got dem puddle tits I was tellin' ya'll bout last night.

by Bawlsohard February 12, 2015

puddle horse

Someone who loves cuddling

I'm a puddle horse. Please cuddle me

by MadKingMicah June 10, 2014

Poodle

Dog with curly hair, a puffy tail, furry boots on their feet and an afro.

Wow! That poodle has such a puffy afro it looks like he's wearing a wig!

by shibainu207 August 4, 2015

peddlehead

Derogatory slang term for someone riding a bicycle. Typically applied to the arrogant, reckless city riders found in places like Cambridge or Manhatten. They will show little regard for traffic signales, motorists, pedestrians or anyone other than themselves.

Kristi: Hey! What happened to your side mirror?
Connor: Fucking Peddlehead took it off while I was at a red light.

Kristi: Did he at least apologize?
Connor: Nope, he gave me a dirty look and kept on peddling.

Kristi: What a douche...

by Pretty Boy Steve December 18, 2015

Puddle Dump

An aggregious, offensive action during which a methamphetamine smoker spins your glass smoking pipe too far and to the extent that hot, liquified meth from the utensil and onto an exterior surface thereby wasting your drugs

Dude, that lame ass Keck did a puddle dump! Now we have to kill him!

by kecksucks September 10, 2016

piddlebog

The act of driving obnoxiously fast in reverse through a parking lot, preferably passing over speed bumps as well.

"Bro, you want to go piddlebogging today?"
"Can't, car's broken."

by IronBlade October 22, 2016

paddleshack

Verb: To get filled with the Holy Spirit

I just got paddleshacked!

by Creeker21 November 29, 2016