Plonker

To be so drunk you're unable to remember the meaning of certain words.

Gerry: You were fairly hammered last night.
Keith: I was off me bleedin plonker I was!!!!!!! Yeeoooww!!!!

by gerbear85 May 28, 2008

plank wank

A term devised by skaters for there hatred of Skateboarders, also see firewood.

i'm going to shove that plank wanks tray up his ass.

by Tim August 7, 2003

plank

a flat-chested woman

- That chick is a real knockout!
- Too bad she didn't grow any knockers...
- Yeah, she's a plank.

by plankspanker February 25, 2009

Planking

Parkour for people who cannot run very fast. Instead of running about public places and doing silly flips, you lay down.

Guy 1 is awkwardly laying on a statue

Guy 2: What are you doing up there?

Guy 1: I'm planking.

by Brucely June 14, 2011

Plankton

A person who bums everything and anything off of people. Also can be said instead of word bum.

hey can i plankton you ?

Dan Hegarty then gave me a stog.

by Mike Chi December 20, 2008

Plunkett

when you take a morning shit and the toilet water hits your asshole.

that plunkett this morning really woke me up

by flowerchild17 October 30, 2014

Planking

Planking new internet craze which involves a person lying face down, stiff as a board with arms at your side, in unusual places and then having someone to take a photo of you and post it on the web.

Nate Shaw, 20, from Gladstone, told Nine News: "I want to become the best planker there is"

Guy: PLANKING OH YEA

*Guy lies on police car*
Police: YOUR UNDER ARREST CUNT

by Arichima June 7, 2011