playing darts

Code for hanging out with a friend and letting him shoot cum on your face. I.e " I am going to play darts with David".

Meaning...(on phone to boyfriend)" Hey babe, I'm going to the bar..I will be playing darts with David and his friends.... I should' be home to late..love you".

I.e David will be shooting darts all over her face. So "playing darts" is code for giving head to "just a friend"

by DrLoveMD August 2, 2014

playing possum

When an asshole driver in front of you is intentionally driving slow,then when you pass them they speed up and start playing with you.

That asshole was just playing possum.

by JoeNJ2 March 13, 2015

playing rape

A sex game, or role playing game usually consisting of some horseplay, hitting, or slapping. One partner acts unwilling while the other acts as if they are forcing the sex to happen. One can incorporate an unloaded gun or knife for ambiance if so desired.

"My girlfriend and I were playing rape last night. It was awesome!"

by Dr. Todd Reezee January 25, 2009

playing plumber

Basic description: slang for masturbating

Complex description: occurs when a guy is masturbating in bed and someone finds him with his pants down. he then, trying to think of an excuse, claims he was "playing plumber" (get it...plumbers pants are always falling down when they lean over)

i walked in on him masturbating, and in a panic he told me he was playing plumber

by retarded hobo September 15, 2008

Playing the Chode Flute

Another way to say, sucking a chode. comes from the simple retarded ass english language.

Kid: what's that girl doing?
Adult: Oh, she's just playing the chode flute.

by pudgums June 26, 2009

playing piano

Term used for masturbating

He was locked in the bathroom every night playing piano.

by 3citydogs January 12, 2016

Playing drums

The reason for living

Playing drums is the reason for living

by Jdrummer316 February 7, 2019