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Plastic Bouquets

1. Like it's imagery, plastic bouquets is a declaration of love that is cheap and somewhat insincere.

2. Plastic bouquets are acts of love that are cheap or easy and thus do not have the meaning they are intended.
Showing up at her doorstep in the middle of the night was sweet but she couldn't help feeling as if it was all plastic bouquets.

Despite his sincere and desperate love, his actions all seemed like a plastic bouquet and he was left brokenhearted.
by iiexistential July 30, 2008
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Plastic Maori

A person of Maori Decent who does not confine to traditional Maori stereotypes and social norms .Eg not liking seafood or boil up
aye bro stop being a plastic maori
by Coolo Jay March 25, 2022
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Plastic Shuffle

When you’re at the checkout and you’re panic shuffling your debit/credit cards trying to determine which one is least likely to be decline.
After seeing the total, he hesitated and plastic shuffled his cards.

I am so broke that I always do the plastic shuffle whenever I check out.
by DariusJosephus November 21, 2020
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the plastics

An organisation that is a recruitment campaign to funnel young new recruits into Al Qaeda to support para-military death squads in northern Iraq. The figurehead of this operation is the one and only Regina George, who encourages her followers to join the ranks of the terrorist groups in and around Iraq.
Jack: Bro I just got recruited into the plastics.
Sam: My application is still pending approval, Al Qaeda doesn't need experienced bomb makers anymore i guess.
mugGet the the plasticsmug.

rip me out the plastic

She's feeling herself and think she's perfect like a barbie doll. Barbie doll packaging is usually all plastic. Shoutout to all the barbies shaking a$$!
I'm looking too damn good. Rip me out the plastic, Daddy!
by WhiteyBigE November 24, 2024
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O.G plastics

A group chat where one person always overreacts
OMG GUYS GUESS WHAT
what?
what?????
MY LIPBALM RAN OUT

Therefore the group chat is named O.G plastics
by Oolala😏 February 26, 2021
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Plastic Boyfriend

Either a Sextoy or a pretend boyfriend to make a middle aged Catlady look normal, but having the reverse effect.
As she sat next to her plastic boyfriend all night all the lady could think of were her cats, and her dildo.
by Maggie T May 7, 2025
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