Skip to main content

Picasso Pussy

Pussy that is so perfect and aesthetically pleasing that Pablo Picasso himself should be required to come back from the dead to sculpt it out of a single piece of Spanish marble.
I wanted to break up with the girl but I couldn't because she had a Picasso Pussy.
by T-6driver36 April 28, 2015
mugGet the Picasso Pussy mug.

secure the package

To get a date in which sex is insured at the end.
Hey bro, I'm about to secure the package with Tiff tonight.
by Memodreads February 21, 2017
mugGet the secure the package mug.
Related Words

picadero

Spanish for "Riding school"

Alternately, a spanish name for a layby upon a motorway in which gays go to commit certain sexual acts with each other (or goats)
"Hey Carlos,I'm going to the picadero, wanna come?"
"Sure Antonio, I'll bring the butter"
by edude77 November 25, 2004
mugGet the picadero mug.

Total Package

One who believes they are the best thing ever put on this planet. Often this creates a psuedo-superior complex within the person. These are the people often hated by "friends," family, and society in general.
I have to go watch the Total Package graduate this weekend. I'm not thrilled.
by LilCunt May 26, 2008
mugGet the Total Package mug.

hewlett packard

A computer and computer peripherals company. Although the desktops and laptops can have some serious drawbacks, ther accessories (printers, sanners, and the like) are actually worth the money.
On the computer side problems often arise where certain components start to break. The CD/DVD drive has been a very common occurance. There have been claims of the computer making noise form start-up.
If you must by a HP computer makes sure it is a new one and not refurbished as it will be even worse.
Man: My Hewlett Packard is broken again.
Man 2: And you were expecting what?
by SalixR June 11, 2006
mugGet the hewlett packard mug.

Care package whore

the act of going to find a person who is waiting for a care package and killing them only to take the care package.
person 1: holy shit theres the care package helicopter im gonna go take it from the defensly guy just waiting there for it

person 2: dude dont be a care package whore nobody likes that
by codbosucks January 13, 2011
mugGet the Care package whore mug.

total package

When a man is having sexual intercourse with a woman and attempts to get his testicles in too. Also known as "steeping the bag". Not recommended for novice romantic's as NO one I know has ever had success!
I heard he managed to get his cock AND balls into Sandra's gigantic hole... Alas! Someone has achieved the total package!
by Randy Young May 13, 2005
mugGet the total package mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email