Periwinkle

1. Any of several small, often edible marine snails, having thick, cone-shaped, whorled shells.

2. A pale purplish-blue color.

1. One of my friends has a head shaped like a periwinkle.

2. His face turned a light shade of periwinkle as he choked on the plastic lobster.

by Bastardized Bottomburp December 5, 2003

Period Fencing

A sport originating in the eighteenth century in which two women settle a dual of pre-menstrual angst by scissoring until one party passes or taps out.

Connie: Why the hell am I so pissed whenever you're around!?
Gertrude: Why don't you pull your bottom lip over your head and swallow!
Connie: I'm going to...
Alan, interrupting: Are you two PMSing or what? You need to settle this with some period fencing.

by taylen24 June 16, 2010

Periodating

The state of getting your period

John: Man, Jessica has been acting really bitchy today
Jake: Yeah, she must be periodating

by robasaurusrex December 29, 2010

Period Drama

1. A historical period drama is a work of art set in, or reminiscent of, an earlier time period. Used in the context of television, theater or movies.
2. An offensive slang term for a 'chick flick', a movie that appeals mainly to women.

1. Pride and Prejudice was an excellent period drama.

2. I hate it when my SO forces me to watch one of her period dramas.

by BoredGenius1 January 14, 2015

Period

God's way of tell a woman she is not pregnant.

"Kayla, do you have a pad? I am on my period."

by AnUnCoolGirl August 31, 2014

Period Week

Actual Meaning: Cuddle me, run my belly, feed me chocolate and leave me the fuck alone week.

Welp babe, looks like it's period week again.

by Mommacat90 April 19, 2016

period queef

When Bradford is eating out his girlfriend Summer in the book "Squish the Fish: A Tale of Dating and Debauchery" it's her time of the month and she gives him an unexpected surprise. Something worse than a fart in the face.

In a daze, he wipes the red fluid off his chin with the back of his hand and thinks, "Bloody hell! She period queefed on me!"

by Bottoms Up! February 18, 2018