moo goo gai pan

When a Asian man cums on a cats face

I went to the Chinese place around the corner and walked up to the counter and caught the owner yelling “ moo goo gai pan!” Repeatedly as he was cumming on a cats face he was preparing to cook.

by The Ballon Knot Boys June 3, 2022

Cheese Pan

A Rumour

Beth: Oh my god, did you hear about Ellie?
Laura: Oh, not another load of Cheese Pan!?

James: Did you hear about his foot?
Bob: Yeah, i recon thats just Cheese Pan though.

by jayisfap May 19, 2009

petey pan parashootin invisible mothafuckin self

Petey pan coming from the J. M. Barrie novel Peter pan.
Parashootin as in parashooting.
Invisible as in not visible.
Mothafuckin as in a pastime with your mother thats probably illegal.

Brought together it means nothing in particular except an empahsisation of someone or something.

Person A: Who broke your kite?
Person B: Your petey pan parashootin mothafuckin self broke my bitch storming kite. Thats who.

by Hugh March 7, 2005

mexican pan

flat rock (in any canyon) anywhere in california

When I came to UR cuntry had to use mexican bedpan to make coffee,
use mexican pan to cook mexican bacon, sleep in mexican tree shanks mare & mexican taxi
MAN I was on mexican time drinking mexican water with a mexican dream my mexican shorts pull way up.
Now I a rich man!!! I have a broker firewall slut + Stock options.

by itichie_nocanpo July 3, 2006

Jet Pan

head nurse with a fast bed pan.

Head nurse keeps her Jet Pan aka ( super bedpan )near me.
Because I pooped all over the room dookey everywhere!

by itichie_nocanpo August 11, 2006

Peter Pan getway boots

Are platform shoes or boots like KISS wears in the 70s that made you feel like you are flying.

Im puttin on my Peter Pan getway boots

by Robert Smithx January 25, 2008

R-PAN

da illest nigguh in da Rock..

"NYC reminds me of bombay" -- now dats gangsta!

by R-PAN March 6, 2004