mexican hot pocket

The act of unflolding a hide-a-bed, dropping a duce, and reflodling for some unexpected individual to find at a later time.

Last time i was at Walmart I left a mexican hot pocket in onw of their display models.

by Pokintail May 15, 2010

Canadian Hot Pocket

The act of stuffing Kraft dinner into your partner's anus, and then fucking it. The Kraft dinner is then expelled from the anus into a large bowl of pudding and shared by both partners, as is tradition.

Paul tried desperately to focus on the Canucks game, but could no longer stand to watch Renata's heaving breasts as she ate her Kraft dinner. He lunged across the table, ripped off her pants, and proceeded to give her the best Canadian Hot Pocket she had ever received. The moose looked on lustfully. As of course is tradition.

by epixoip November 12, 2012

packer

For sale at adult novelty stores or online; a life-like fake penis with testicles used to "pack" into the underwear of females or the penis-less who want to give the impression of having a penis. Female to male transitionals, butch lesbians or guys just wanting to seem like they have a bigger penis can use them.

Descriptions of packers from a couple of online stores:

Mr. Softy: Super soft and great for everyday packing! A perfect size to fit under any pair of pants or jeans. We recommend a tight pair of briefs to keep it in place, and a little corstarch to keep it soft after cleaning. Made of cyberskin.

Soft Pack:
This family of packers is built to bulge. The realistic package feels amazing through jeans and has even been known to pass the "squeeze test" at gay men's clubs. It has a "realistic" texture as well as form, and successfully mimics a flaccid penis. Available in Vanilla, Mocha, Chocolate, and Blue colors and in mini, small, medium and large sizes. Not usable for penetration. Made of phthalate-free Reel Feel Super Skin. Mini: 3-1/2"; Small: 4-1/2"; Medium: 5-3/4"; Large: 7".

by Sally Griffin September 14, 2008

twat pocket

female genitalia

jane douched her twat pocket on a regular basis.

by kristen renae September 11, 2003

nature's pocket

Known as many things but most commonly refered to as the butt.

Just remember Tyler, if you get cold put your hands in Nature's pocket.

by Eric Thomas p March 2, 2008

Pocket Rocket

A petite, vivacious woman.

Shes a little pocket rocket (meaning pint-sized hot chick).

Petite enough to fit in your pocket, able to make you go off like a rocket.

by slowlyslowlycatchymonkey November 14, 2011

You got a mouse in your pocket?

A reply to a person who has used the word "we". The person making the reply is telling the speaker no one is effected by their statement other than them. Or, in an organization (work or volunteer positions), someone has just said that "we" all need to do something. This reply means that it's agreed the work needs to be done, but the speaker is the only one who must do it.

Employee to Boss: "Have you considered my program initiative? I think it's important, we really need it implemented to make my fall task easier."
Boss: "You got a mouse in your pocket?"

by Jake Placer December 15, 2012