A man who has absolutely no sexual skills, stamina, or timing. He has erectile dysfunction, or he's just incompetent. He's in and out without the girl even knowing it.
by hawaiitalanet March 12, 2006
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A standing sexual position in which the man is behind the woman, who is bent over with her hands cuffed behind her back. As the man "pumps", he moves the woman's arms up & down, while putting his finger in her ass. At the moment of climax, the man pulls his finger out as the woman simultaneously ejaculates and shits.
While vacationing in Antigua, I hired a tuba player to come back to my hotel room and play while I gave my wife a Guatemalan Water Pump.
by ohmwrecker January 21, 2009
Get the Guatemalan Water Pump mug.noun. An overly excessive and unnecessarily long nickname. It is often used purely for the sake of showing someone how "clever" you are. short form: B-chomp.
Dave: yo, whatup Sanj?
Sanj: whats happenin, B-chomp to the double pump fakie?
Dave: you're an asshole
Sanj: whats happenin, B-chomp to the double pump fakie?
Dave: you're an asshole
by B-Chomp April 17, 2008
Get the B-chomp to the double pump fakie mug."Hey Sean,dont you think that overweight amputee at the other side of the bar would make a good slump pump for Bryant?"
by Daniel Nunez January 9, 2008
Get the slump pump mug.To go so deep in a girls muff you poke the fallopian. Often associated with a black man’s huge nob entering a girl’s cock wallet.
by Johnny Bad May 25, 2008
Get the Fallopian Pump mug.a male who suffers from such severe premature ejactulation, he cannot contain his man juice even for a full pelvic thrust.
by White Boy Swag September 6, 2010
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