Prison

fucking free food bro

damn. free food at prison bro

by Cubuz September 22, 2020

prison cake

The crust that is left on your prison outfit after your lover gets done with you.

Mike had prison cake on his underwear when he left Dons cell.

by Casey317 August 15, 2022

Pussy Prison

When a wife or girlfriend won't let their husband or boyfriend go out with friends.

Bob said he can't come out tonight because he's in pussy prison

by Jacker Smacker April 4, 2020

Prison Jalapeño

The phenomenon of using a jalapeño, sliced in half, as a condom in prison.

Don’t drop the soap or Tyrese “The Shaft” Johnson will give you the prison jalapeño.

by Tyrese the shaft Johnson October 29, 2018

Prison Mike

He will let you down, a complete POS. A poser at heart. He will exaggerated his military service. And worst of all I tell, he will surrender when surrounded by the SWAT team and throw the white privilege card to get out of it like any Ted shits your pants Nugent wannabe. Will never actually stand up for what he says he believes, hence the ultimate poser.

Are you going to bitch out like Prison Mike, or are you going to shot it out until the until the end.

by StoneyCali June 1, 2021

Prison Petty

An extreme version of being petty; to the point of institutionalized tribalism with conceited intentions.

The Karen on the first floor watches out of her window when she sees me get in my car to leave, then will move her car into the spot I was in, just to be petty -- come to think of it, that's Prison Petty.

by Barker Girl April 6, 2024

Norwegian Prison

Norwegian prison or the Norwegian jailcell is like a small hotelroom and is the absolute best type of jail in the world. It's often compared to the average college dorm you would find in North America.

Damn I just killed a man and the cops give me a whole ass hotelroom. I love Norwegian prisons

by Theblueber November 5, 2023