Brahptimus Prime

A portmanteau of the Hawaiian-style "bro" (brah) and Transformers protagonist Optimus Prime. A Brahptimus Prime is a person with noble/selfless goals and zero drive to realize them.

"Did you help out at the homeless shelter on Tuesday?"

"I was going to but instead I slept in."

"Pulled a Brahptimus Prime?"

"Yeah, brah."

by bloomintemp8 October 13, 2011

Optimus prime

robo jesus

He always comes back because he is optimus prime

by rasrfsdfdsf December 27, 2022

Priming

The sexual act of a male performing oral sex on a strap on in which neither party is receiving any benefit or stimulation.

My girlfriend thought pegging wasn't degrading enough and thought priming would be sufficient.

by I Really Don't Care Stop Askin June 20, 2025

Ultichris Prime

The ultimate of all Chris's combined. All Chris's, one body.

Ultichris prime is the supreme leader of all Chris's.

by Barbruh January 26, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

HD PRIME ULTIMUS 64K HD ULTRA

Resolutions in 2098

why cus its HD PRIME ULTIMUS 64K HD ULTRA

by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 March 4, 2025

prime day

Any random day in which something exciting is supposed to happen but what happens is worthless crap. (See April Fool's Day)

Happy Prime Day! Have some free used condoms!

by elmwoodhobo August 6, 2015