Poo Donkey

A turd with the length and girth of a horse's dick.

I 've been getting raped by a poo donkey for the last ten minutes!

by roxmokin October 28, 2009

Bucky Poo

The god awfull, eye-watering turd laid the morning after getting drunk off buckfast. Bucky poo is characterised by its dark colour, its liquid and sticky consistancy, the near imposibility to wipe ompletely and its ability to burn the hairs on the inside of you nose.

1. God, i just splattered a mean bucky poo.

by A-bud January 30, 2009

Poo Puff

(noun) euphemism for a small amount of flatulence

Oh, gross... whats that smell!?

Calm down... it was just a little poo puff

by Fauxmosexual February 23, 2009

poo den

a asshole or buttocks, butt, ass

man she has got a nice poo den.

by gagt2 July 9, 2010

Poo mark

When someone does a poo in a box and throws it at somebody elses dad.

Person 1: What happened?
Person 2: Poo Mark.

by Chairwarmer September 19, 2009

poo ninny

1) wimp
2) person incapable of simple requests

chip you poo ninny, do a roly poly

by botaf November 11, 2003

Holy Poo

Clean version of holy (shit) for people who do not want to swear.

"OMG! Did you know that the Jonas Brothers are coming to town?"
"Holy Poo! No way!

by kidme2 January 24, 2009