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poo den

a asshole or buttocks, butt, ass
man she has got a nice poo den.
by gagt2 July 9, 2010
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poo wrinkle

A wrinkle on a poo and can be used as an insult.
by Benjamin|| May 2, 2007
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Bucky Poo

The god awfull, eye-watering turd laid the morning after getting drunk off buckfast. Bucky poo is characterised by its dark colour, its liquid and sticky consistancy, the near imposibility to wipe ompletely and its ability to burn the hairs on the inside of you nose.
1. God, i just splattered a mean bucky poo.
by A-bud January 30, 2009
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Poo Chop

The act of taking one's hand and swinging upward into the colon of an unsuspecting victim, thus causing them to poo their pants.
A friend of my once did this to my buddy. The victim was picking something off the ground when the suspect "Poo Chopped" him right in the sphincter causing him to drop a deuce in his whitey-tighties, and run for the nearest "john".
by Phillip09 March 21, 2008
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Man-Poo

1. ‘Man-Poo’ is a medical condition affecting the stomach and intestines resulting in abdominal pain and diarrhoea, but strangely, confined only to the male of the population.

2. ‘Man-Poo’ is not just Gastroenteritis (Gastro) more typically seen in the female population. Diarrhoea, abdominal pain and intestinal cramps are so severe the sufferer often describes them as “the end of the world”.

3. With ‘Man-Poo’, normal Diarrhoea takes on the perceived threat level as that of a potential global pandemic.

4. ‘Man-Poo’ is similar to ‘Man-Flu’ in that the male version has an astronomically larger impact on the male than the more common female ‘gastro’ or ‘flu’ respectively.

5. ‘Man-Poo’ is off the Bristol Stool Scale for classifying human faeces (which ranges from Type 1 – ‘severe constipation’ to Type 7 - ‘Liquid Consistency’). Man-Poo needs to be rated as Type 1000 – ‘Explosive Spray Paint’.
Female: “Who destroyed the toilet last night? Have you got ‘Gastro’?”

Male: “It was me! And no, I don’t have ‘gastro’ I have ‘Man-Poo’. I cannot cope with this. I feel so crap, oh the cramps and pain! You could not possibly know what pain I am going through.”
by U_Guru January 24, 2020
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Poo d'etat

The overthrow of a government, body of authority, or parents through the use of massive amounts of poo.
1. At 4 months of age, Violet staged her first poo d'etat by generating so much fecal matter that her parents had to relinquish control of their authority of her. Henceforward, she became the first self-actualized autonomous infant in history.

2. The president feared that these anti-government rallies would lead to a messy and uncontrollable Poo d'etat.
by Morphevs April 13, 2008
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poo ninny

1) wimp
2) person incapable of simple requests
chip you poo ninny, do a roly poly
by botaf November 11, 2003
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