political

political means complicated , like it is too much

for example : sorry but I can't sort out the baby shower , its too political

by prinnyk May 23, 2018

Political Conversation

1. Code phrase used for a group of people getting together to smoke pot.

Guy 1:"What are you guys about to go do?"
Guy 2:"We are going to go talk politics."

Girl 1:"You guys going for a political conversation?"
Girl 2:"Yes, wanna come?"

by ~j.ln. April 20, 2010

Political Lesbian

A belief by women who are so undesirable by everyone usually due to some combination of bad attitude, unpleasantness, wanting to use someone as arm candy, and generally being fat and unhygienic that they become political lesbians, encouraging bi chicks to not date men or strait women to become lesbian. There are generally two types of these women, first type are strait but they are undesirable to men so they want to get revenge on the men whomst refused to date men by converting as many women as possible to be lesbians. The second type is lesbians who are fat and creep on non-obese lesbians whomst hope to convert strait women to lesbian so they can take advantage of someone not familiar with lesbian dating, known to target especially inexperienced women or women on the autism spectrum. Legbeard bi women usually don't end up here since they alternate between hating men and woman depending on the gender of the last crush to reject them was.

lesbian 1: don't date her, she is a political lesbian type 1 she just wants revenge on men
bi chick: what of Karen, she asked me out?
lesbian 1: don't date her either she is a political lesbian type 2, she will just use you for arm candy to prove she is the fat chick whomst can get the attractive lesbians.

by TheS August 15, 2022

politicing

Bullshitting, like politics. When you are holding a joint and talking while everyone waits for u to pass that shit. When you have a drink and its only partially gone after a long time because you are distracted and not getting fucked up enough like you planned

"Damn girl...Quit politicing and drink your beer!"
"Stop politicing with that spliff and pass that shit"

by Brianne1979 July 26, 2008

Politician

The ultimate source of whining.

Want to learn how to whine? TAKE LESSONS FROM A POLITICIAN!!!

Sources: Politicians.

And Utah.

by teh skipper May 30, 2009

insert politically incorrect word here

Any word that might be considered offensive, politically incorrect, or triggering.

You can't say insert politically incorrect word here that's offensive.

by Lumlotus December 6, 2016

political correctness

A doctrine held by a delusional minority, academia and the mainstream media that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.

"Don't call that man a 'bum'! Political correctness dictates that he is unfortunately 'homeless'!

by Boogification April 18, 2008