Oliver Pike

A gay chubby little prick who has a small penis and loves call of duty and fortnite. Generally a sick dude and has sexy titles

Hey Oliver pike

by Jeff maggot August 5, 2018

having a pokey

Using your own fingers to poke up your bum whilst using your other hand to rub your own sexual organ

Alancheeky was caught having a pokey by his housemates

by Alan Cheek July 20, 2008

pokey-bum-wank

When one inserts one or more fingers into his anus when masturbating.

Danny sheperd pokey-bum-wanked.

by Ben ,Rhys.Josh,Martin June 11, 2008

pokeypokey

cool, wicked, sweet, awesome, etc.

my new phone is sooooooo pokeypokey!

by Duuuuuuuuuuude April 14, 2004

piker

A small mexican person, with an equally small cock

That mexican guy, daniel, he's a massive piker

by BigIcknay January 9, 2011

coming down the pike

a way in which to cross-pollinate with clients. Also, to 'Erskine' your way into a sale. Also, a description of extremely muscular, and not skinny at all, legs

Ben worked the room to find out what was 'coming down the pike'

by MiamiNado September 17, 2013

Piker

One who takes more than his or her fair share.

Grrr, tat fucking lardass piker took the last four pieces of cake!

by JonathanChance September 24, 2003