Photogenic Penguin

Someone who is always taking pictures of themselves.

Usually Photogenic Penguins are members of social networks like Myspace, Facebook and Bebo.

These people are easily can be picked out.

Signs of a Photogenic Penguin is:
a) Carrying a camera/camera phone on them at all times.
b) Uploading 5 or more pictures of themselves each week on their page.
c) Commonly asking people if they can take a picture with them.
d) Has 3 shots or more of them looking the same.
e) Has a favorite Angle.

Frank- Hey did you see that photogenic penguin on myspace yet?

Joe- Yes, they added like 40 pictures of them self last night.

by Pancake Batter May 2, 2009

photography

Something every scene/emo kid on myspace is interested in, but sucks balls at. They have tons of pictures of ugly flowers in their "photography" album on myspace. They bring their camera everywhere with them. It's really annoying because when you walk down the street with them, they take a picture of every ugly flower they see.

Veronica, put your camera away before I break it. You suck at photography and need to quit taking pictures of ugly flowers.

ps: sorry for stressing the ugly flowers so much.

pps: it's just that they really do only take pictures of ugly flowers!

ppps: sorry, again.

by ihatesceneemokidswhothinkthey'regoodatphotographybutthey'renot. August 4, 2007

Photographer

The only person a woman attentively listens to and obeys sincerely and does exactly as he says.

No women will ever do as you say unless you are a photographer

by Maurys Gaucho November 7, 2017

Anti-photogenetic

Contrary to popular belief, anti-photogenic is not the opposite of photogenic

Anti-photogenesis is one's ability to be so sexy that forces other people to refuse to be in photos with them in fear of the other people not being able to display their complete awesomeness

Get John away from me. Hes too Anti-photogenetic

by Yip Yip You January 14, 2011

Photoshop

An image editing program made by Adobe corporation.

I did this artistic masterpiece with cheap photoshop effects.

by AYB February 18, 2003

PhotoArt-Sex

Multiple photos (usually of hot female celebrities) combined with perverted porn and text, somewhat mosaic in style, invented by webmaster/photographer Evan Steel of PalaceofGlamour.com.

"Man, than Steel chick knows how to re-do a Paris Hilton pic in "PhotoArt-Sex" so that it REALLY gets a dick or clit ROCK HARD!"

by Clitlynn Stryker October 20, 2008

Photon Cannon

A device using photon particles being repelled via gravitational array reflection to supercharge and heat a space.

A device that can be attached to a craft to superheat the atmosphere and or space area to create an artificial rip in the space time continuum.

by Jonathan Walston June 5, 2005