Maximus Pancakus 

The feeling of one's whole life being nothing but a very large flop, but at the same time stating this fact publicly.

Can also be a very large pancake.

"Everything i have done so far is A, Maximus Pancakus.

"Wow, what a Maximus Pancakus"

Maximus Pancakus by maximus pancakus January 7, 2012

banana pancake 

An oft ignored sexual position where the man lies on his back with the woman on top lying with her back on his chest. Hippies used to refer to this position as the stargazer.

I had an all-night sex marathon with this chick and we finished it up in the morning with a banana pancake.

banana pancake by Sexytime Friend October 15, 2008

Pancake Tits 

Essentially skin flaps with nipples. Most commonly found on old ladies, gypsies and African street hookers.

Like an old mans nutsack, the African street hooker's pancake tits sagged to her knees and occasionally scraped the ground.

Pancake Tits by Akkattakk April 30, 2010

pancake 

when a chick sits on your face

Hey Jim i heard you got a nice pancake from Beth this weekend you sick fuck.

pancake by murphyboooooboooooo April 18, 2008

Boston Pancake 

latin: Botolph Crustum

Just before climax, the man defecates on the woman's chest, patting down the fresh pile into a flat cake. He then proceeds to ejaculate onto the freshly pressed cake, mimicking a hot dash of syrup on a stack of buttermilks.

From: "Dirty Sanchez's Guide to Buck Nasty Sex"

It took me and my wife years to get the Boston Pancake right. I have IBS, and could never quite get the consistency right. I found the less water I drink the night before, the more solid it turns out. But get a good spatula, the lumps can be difficult.

Boston Pancake by Dirty Buck Nasty March 29, 2010

Boston Pancake 

A guy shits on somebody while they are asleep, uses his ass to make it flat like a pancake, then jizzes on it to represent powdered sugar and syrup.

"Dude, Jake passed out and I gave him a Boston Pancake! He was pissed"

"Man, you are just wrong..."

Boston Pancake by C. Nile Demencha December 18, 2008

Pancake Batter 

the thick, tary shit left on the upper portion of a toilet bowl even after the toilet has been flushed.

Dude . . . you should have seen the pancake batter I left behind at that McDonalds.

Pancake Batter by Master of Girth April 4, 2003