Deck

When a man wants to and/or touches another mans penis

man i really want to deck tanner right now, his penis is so large!

by kaiwantstodecktanner September 7, 2019

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Ben Deck

When constructing a Commander Magic the Gathering deck, its a 100 deck that will sit and do nothing all game, then wins in a single turn. To master the Ben Deck, you must have all the pieces in your hand and pretend to have nothing. The deck must not exceed 27 lands and still function as if you have 35-38 lands.

"God, that's such a Ben Deck, you just won out of nowhere!!"

by JoshFenix February 1, 2022

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Upper deck foul

When you get to your girlfriends house with a hard dick in your pants expecting it to get satisfied. But when you arrive some other dude’s sitting on her couch & she tells you it’s over and doesn’t want to see you again. You excuse yourself to use her bathroom. Drop a deuce in the tank on the back of the toilet jerk off on the toilet seat and leave.

You’re hanging with your Bro’ he says he dude how did your hot date go last night with your little hottie? And you say “Dude, I thought I was getting some action, but she told me it was over“. So I had no choice but to declare an upper deck foul before I left. Let her new umpire confirm it.

by Chucklito89 July 21, 2023

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Deck

There's no introduction needed for Deck. Deck gives me a good laugh. Deck lights up the groupchat when she's there. Deck will always be loved and needed because Deck is Deck.
And we fucking love Deck.
-Jazzy <3

"Deck is so funny."
"S tier humor, for real."

by stfujazzy April 15, 2022

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Stacks on deck

Having someone on backup just in case you can't do something

Dude weren't you supposed to go help out with the tap performance last week ...no I got stacks on deck cause I asked my cousin to do it instead cause he's got a degree in this stuff

by Faithmoriahfaith July 5, 2018

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