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Progressives put too much emphasis on being woke.
by anonymous November 25, 2021
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Full Woke

When one goes woke, and doesn't realise, but keeps trying to be more woke, and eventually loses all dignity and accepts they are now permanently woked....and cannot be saved. Once you go full woke....well.
"Never go full woke" - A dude disguised as a dude playing another dude.
by DasGRAMMARnazi November 25, 2021
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Woke

Being in the know of the true powers that be in the world. Most recently used negatively as a slight or insult toward more liberal individuals advocating against systematic oppression in its many forms. Although, in the earlier 2000s up until recently (2020) it was used in a positive light when referring to someone who is aware of or believes in a controversial truth or conspiracy theory.
1.) Don’t debate BLM with my cousin Brittany, she’s super liberal and woke.
2.) My friends are so woke, we can talk conspiracies for hours!
by OhHiDany November 28, 2021
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Woke

Will Sampson is too woke to celebrate Christmas
by Not woke December 5, 2021
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Woke

Sometimes a quiffle, Twunt or wankspangler.
I asked the parking warden if I could call him a parking womble. He said so no because it's not woke enough. So I just called him a wankspangler instead.
by Bertie Patel December 11, 2020
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woke

"Woke" describes anyone who understands the following...
If a white person participates in a different culture, that's called cultural appropriation.
If a white person doesn't participate in a different culture, that's called non-inclusive.
If a white person moves into a neighborhood populated by minorities, that's called gentrification.
If a white person moves out of a neighborhood populated by minorities, it's called white flight.
If a white person pays attention to skin color, that's called racism.
If a white person doesn't pay attention to skin color, that's called ignoring racism.

Basically "woke" means understanding white people can't do anything good simply because they were born with white skin.
Yo, I'm woke enough to see that cracker ain't nothing. Black pride!

Y'all need to get woke! That white lady be sellin' pot stickers. That's cultural appropriation! we need to shut her business down!
by lifestudent101 November 26, 2020
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Woke and Boke

Dude, it's clear those two woke and boke this morning.
by ProCQtr March 15, 2021
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