Nonce

Lena

Lena is a nonce

by big Jono 100 November 21, 2020

economy nonce

paedophile who spends as little as possible while grooming young people

Sally's economy nonce only brought her a bag of haribo

by Bigmanmave September 6, 2023

nonce

someone who dates someone younger than them.

god that harriet girl is such a nonce!

by White nwerd June 7, 2022

Nonce

Another word for Tom Pulford

Have you heard about that nonce?? Oh you mean Tom pulford?

by JohnathanWickers June 8, 2024

nonce

someone who like to look/touch/molest kids

wow is that jake paul the nonce
don't tell me he's noncing again

by KSI/FAN December 23, 2020

Nonce Varnish

A combination of boiling water and sugar that burns and sticks, when thrown, to the skin of a pedophile in prison, making their skin glossy and solid once cooled.

Convict #1: "I heard that cunt's a pedo."

Convict #2: "Don't worry, I'm going to give him a coat of nonce varnish the minute he's out of PC."

by Oscar X-ray January 30, 2025

Bike Nonce

A non offensive slang term chiefly used in Britain for cyclists who only talk about bikes, riding bikes and preaches about how they are saving the environment.

"That guy is always posting videos of him riding his bike, what a bike nonce"

"He told me I should be riding to work everyday and not driving, a total bike nonce"

by Cyclist Lover March 15, 2024