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at night

Much like your mom and that's what she said, this phrase has a high potential to add innuendo to a previously-uttered statement. Can also be used to augment a comeback.
Person 1: Dude, you suck.
Person 2: No, YOU suck. At night.

Girl 1: So, how are things between you and your boyfriend?
Girl 2: Great! I've never met anyone so awesome!
Asshole 1: At night, that is.

Person 1: I like chillin' with my homeboys. At night.
by PHR October 24, 2011
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prom night

syn. "prom", "the prom"
1. Unusual American custom in which otherwise Puritanical just-say-no parents support, tolerate, approve of or feign ignorance and/or disapproval of teenage public drunkedness, destruction of hotel property and lewd behavior.
2. Akin to primitive tribal rituals, where young females are made to look as desirable as possible by hopeful parents, then turned over to spear-equipped young males.
3. The lame, parent-and-teacher-sponsored event preceeding a night of Animal-House-level debauchery at the town's Holiday Inn.
4. Liberally-applicable euphemism for losing one's virginity, out-drinking a sailor on shore leave, participating in one's first gang-bang or date rape, milking the football team's gnads dry, etc.
5. prevarication of ascension to manhood, by one's claiming to do any of the many aforedescribed acts in 4., oft used by the less worthy of the young males who by some force majeure managed to attend or coincidentally be at the same location as the event and/or activity.
1. (on being told his son fucked the stoned cheerleader from behind so hard that the balcony railing collapsed and they both landed in the pool) "C'mon officer, it's just prom night."
2. "Oh my gawd, owr dawter looked so stunning for the prom!"
3. "Dude, after prom, Wendy's playing the woodwind section... know what Im' sayin'?"
4. "So, did you have a good prom?"
5. "Dude, the prom was AWESOME!"
by Professor X May 3, 2003
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neighbor

People who live adjacent to you.

They may live next door, down the road, on the other side of the wall, on top of you, or below you.

They can be nice, rude, outgoing, shy, or cool. They may bake plates of browines or cookies for you. They may have sex a lot. They may blast shitty music at unreasonable hours. You may hang out with them a lot. You may never see them.

Weather you love them or hate them, you had better learn to live with them, because they live so close to you, after all.
Make sure that your neighbor isnt a serial murderer/rapist.
by JakeStar April 28, 2005
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Yeah, well your mom was really good last night

1.The universal comeback*.
2.The comeback to end all comebacks*.
3.The most overly used comeback ever.

*in theory
"Well. . .Your an asshole. . .asshole."
"Well, Your mom was really good last night."
"Dammit"
by Fatass February 13, 2003
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Number neighbor

Someone with same number as you but the last digit is one off.

Ex: 123-456-7891
The number neighbors would be

123-456-7890

123-456-7892
My number neighbor just texted me and he's really weird. His numer ends in 1234 and mine is 1235
by savvymcjay August 8, 2019
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One Night Stand Friend

A temporary friend who you talk to on only one occasion. Most often happens between mutual friends at a party. The night after the party, you never speak, except for infrequent but uncomfortable small talk.
John: Hey man, its so weird. After that party, Jessica and I have not talked once. Its pretty awkward.

Paul: Oh yeah. I think thats happened to all of us at some point. It feels awkward after casual sex.

John: But no! We didn't have sex. We were only friends.

Paul: Oh! I get it. But you two are in love.

John: No were not! We were nothing except for good friends on Friday.

Paul: Oh Yeah. Okay. You were just one night stand friends. I think anyone who has ever been to a party has experienced that.
by rogerthewhale September 10, 2010
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Neighbornet

The internet you get when mooching off of a neighbor's wireless connection, as opposed to just the regular internet you get directly. Unlike the regular internet, the neighbornet is slower, and dies randomly, but it's free.
"Shit, brah, my router's busted. I'm stuck checkin' Facebook on the neighbornet coming from the guy across the hall."
by Zrazor August 17, 2008
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