numbnuttery

A state of stupidity; multiple examples of people doing stupid things; the lifestyle of a numbnut.

He is the biggest moron in the history of numbnuttery.

by sproing August 3, 2006

Numpti

No Understanding, Mainly Pertaining To Ineptitude.

Commonly used to describe IT departments as in 'they're a bunch of Numpties'

by Slimeburger June 22, 2008

Number 42

The secret number in all college vending machines, that if pressed, will provide free but tasteless crisps for all.

Coincidentally, the meaning of life

Guy 1: Aww man, i'm so hungry, i could really go for a bag of McCoy's but i'm out of money

Guy 2: i'm afraid it's the number 42 for you, wheat crunchies ahoy

by Saishou December 26, 2008

Numchuck butt

A name for someones ass that has been repeatedly penetrated or you think would enjoy having their ass penetrated.

Yah she's hot, but you know she's freaky., I heard she has bigtime Numchuck butt

by migissa January 21, 2010

Turkiye is number 1

Turkiye is number 1

Turkiye is number 1

by Yusuffffff🥶 September 13, 2022

Arby's number 2

When a women has partaken in sexual activity too often and is left with pussy lips that can be compared to an Arby's roast beef sandwich

Man 1 "dude I think I'm going to try and sleep with Jessica."
Man 2 " nah man I heard she's got an Arby's number 2."
Man 1 "forget it that's disgusting."

by Tito Hughes December 11, 2014

numptard

a numpty who is even more mentally incapacitated than usual

you're such a numptard.

by puTsch March 23, 2005