fake tits

Also known as lies. Nobody truly appreciates them, xcept for fools and sluts.

Those aren't implants! Those are lies!

I hate your fake tits.

by SpeedandWeed September 8, 2006

Fake Friend

You think you can count on them, but they will disappoint you not 1 nor 2 nor 3 times but until you realise you're being tricked by them.

"You know Maria? She's a fake friend. She used me and now she's sorry, because she needs me again."

by It’s Lina; March 14, 2020

Fake Poppin

Used to express something that is hyped up to exaggerated levels but then when you experience it for yourself it sucks, or isn't cool at all.

Nikki told me that party last night was hot but, when we got there, it was fake poppin so we left..

by @TundeDreams July 11, 2010

fake fixin'

A person (generally a man with a huge ego) who attempts to work on, or trys to fix something without having any knowledge, or little knowledge about how to fix whatever they're working on. Usually involving mechanic tools, hand tools, or electric tools.

Yo Mike, you listen to those factory technicians at work talk about how they always work on their cars and fix them? It's like they auto mechanics.

Nah bro, they ain't no auto mechanics, they jus fake fixin'

by lonesniper24 September 29, 2009

I’m fake

When you say “I’m fake” it means that you have no will to live and want to jump off a bridge

I’m fake is fake on YouTube

This is so hard I’m fake

by Gonadectomy January 19, 2019

fake southern

A person that acts southern but is not

Hannah is a fake southern

by Thedudeguy0093 March 14, 2018

fake buddhist

A person who describes themselves as a Buddhist but only follows the tenets when it serves them personally.

I realised my ex boyfriend was a fake buddhist when he broke my heart when he admitted to stringing me along while eating at a vegan restaurant because he doesn't want to harm any living thing.

by Raven Bancroft March 2, 2015