Bunk Muffin

When a new inmate becomes involuntarily intimate with their cellmate

The judge sentenced Leroy to seven and a half years as Bubba's bunk muffin.

by Kurbane March 22, 2019

tummy muffin

Used when referring to sledding on your stomach.

I went sledding on my tummy muffin.

by Dave Jenson November 9, 2007

Muffin Slider

When two girls rub their pussy’s together.

Dude, Jo is a real muffin slider.

From Libby: I muffin slided Becky last night and it was orgasmic.

by DankeyKong420 October 14, 2017

The Muffin Man

A truly sinaster man. Often found roaming at the times of 12 and 3am. He lives under an elevator and his diet consists of pussy and Busch light. Friends with Andy Rush as they often listen to Pink Floyd songs together. Buttholes and heroin and a rusty trumbone. Do you know the muffin man that lives on Drury Lane?

Oh yeah me and the muffin man were chillin the other night on the and made a killer grilled cheese.

by Geoffrey long dong giraffe October 11, 2017

Nose Muffin

When Someone Mistakes Cocaine With Sugar or Baking Powder, Which Then Leads To The Baking Of A Cake Inside Your Nostrils.

"Mate, You Just Got Nose Muffin'd"

by BakingWithPride February 13, 2012

Cuttin' Muffins

Farting. A cute slang for warm little toots, normally done in private or secretly released in the corner so as not to draw attention. First usage in midwestern households as a way to innocently refer to farts in a polite and G-rated manner. The term was popularized by the character BRAK in his epic "I love Beans" song from the show 'Space Ghost Coast to Coast' on the Adult Swim network. (Search: "I love Beans by Brak song") Often, women are thought to "cut muffins" but anyone who has ever LIVED with a woman knows that women do not cut muffins, they release toxic clouds of mustard gas. Only little girls and little boys (and cute pets) cut muffins. In short, to "cut muffins" is to flatulate in subterfuge.

Look at Jeremy over there in the corner pretending to be interested in that painting, ha, bastard is just over there cuttin' muffins. That whole corner is gonna smell like death for the next hour...

by Roblox OOOF noise guy April 20, 2022

creep muffin

Typically a man who creeps so hard but remains sweet .

That guy Jerry is such a creep muffin but he sent me flowers .

by groupmentality April 17, 2017