Birthday Muffin

To bake a muffin then ejaculate on it and then throwing it at the face of the recipient, while exclaiming "MAKE A WISH!!"

I waited several hours to give my mom the birthday muffin i made her.

by June & Legik December 2, 2010

Sexual muffin

The art of inserting a homemade triple chocolate muffin into your partners anus when humming the pirates of the Caribbean theme tune.

She baked a fresh batch of muffins with the idea of using one to be sexual muffined that night.

by Dodgysexthing April 13, 2019

Muffin Slider

When two girls rub their pussy’s together.

Dude, Jo is a real muffin slider.

From Libby: I muffin slided Becky last night and it was orgasmic.

by DankeyKong420 October 14, 2017

tummy muffin

Used when referring to sledding on your stomach.

I went sledding on my tummy muffin.

by Dave Jenson November 9, 2007

Apology Muffin

See pity fuck.

It didn't work out but at least I got an apology muffin.

by Yousmelllikewrong August 7, 2014

Bunk Muffin

When a new inmate becomes involuntarily intimate with their cellmate

The judge sentenced Leroy to seven and a half years as Bubba's bunk muffin.

by Kurbane March 22, 2019

Sketch-Muffin

A very sketchy person. One who does sketchy things or acts in a sketchy manner- a sketch.

Coined at Carrboro High School in 2009 by the Quiz Bowl team when a sketchy member brought three small, highly suspect blueberry muffins that potentially contained marijuana. They were later sold to the general public.

That dude came to school high as a kite. What a sketch-muffin.

That couple has been in that janitor's closet for 15 minutes. They are two sketch-muffins.

This man is a sketch-muffin as he has not bathed in three weeks and smells like vomit.

by superbran December 27, 2010