One who is highly addicted to the social networking website, Myspace (www.myspace.com). Examples of addiction can range from an obsessive love of My Chemical Romance to a full blown series of Myspace stakeouts, which may last long through the night. In order to combat this addiction, an intervention may be necessary, in which close friends or family members may group together to voice their concerns. If conversion is still unsuccessful, a silver bullet through the monster's profile is in order. Be forewarned, the monster may transform and try to reclaim its profile through a series of beatings.
Kara Walsh is a myspace monster; she checks her profile almost every hour, neglecting friends, family and food.
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Get the loch ness monster mug.Ugh, Tammy was trying to hit on me but she was all fucking tanned orange. I wouldn't touch that filthy pumpkin monster with a ten-foot pole.
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Get the pumpkin monster mug.A child. Usually someone elses child, although it can also be used as a future child you don't want to ever have.
"im going to shove that happy meal down your little crotch monster's throat if he throws another mcnugget at me!!!"
"nah homey, shes on the pill. don't need a little crotch monster anytime soon.
"nah homey, shes on the pill. don't need a little crotch monster anytime soon.
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A monster is similar to a freak. The difference is in the age and how you expect her to act biased on her outside appearance.
A monster is similar to a freak. The difference is in the age and how you expect her to act biased on her outside appearance.
-"What's up Joe, how was that date last night with that hot young librarian girl? I bet she was lame."
~"Bro you are not gonna believe it, I thought that she was a geek too but I brought her to dinner and then we went back to my place for a drink and before you know it she was letting me get hot in her ass! Man that girl is a monster!!"
~"Bro you are not gonna believe it, I thought that she was a geek too but I brought her to dinner and then we went back to my place for a drink and before you know it she was letting me get hot in her ass! Man that girl is a monster!!"
by NightCapper April 14, 2006
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