molly

An innocent looking girl but just as treacherous as a Texas chainsaw psycho.

Hates Power.

I hate this lecturer. I think I might Molly him.

by SDEVKON October 31, 2011

sleepfortheweeki'monlyhalfweek

Things cringey kids like me will spam at their friend's number

Friend: go the fuck to sleep
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by Fell mettaton June 13, 2018

mollytagging

Judo-chopping a girl in the middle of her boob, particularly in her nipnip area.

Come here. Let me use you for a test subject. Mollytagging.

by KayteKaos September 5, 2007

molly jocking

the act of fucking around

"Dustin, quit molly jocking around and finish up your work, you little shit!"

by dodoheaddd September 21, 2009

Mollytard

A mollytard is an idiot, a simpleton, a moron - someone with whom it is impossible to work. Likewise, it is an injury sustained in a ridiculous fashion

i cant work with him any more - he's a mollytard

my knuckles are mollytarded after punching those country folk

by bar tart February 22, 2010

Mollyflop

(almost the same meaning as Mollywhop) The act of one person getting beat up by a number of different people.

Can be used in past, present, or future tense.

This fool is about to get mollyflopped!

by K_C_... December 1, 2010

Mollyneuxed

(Pronounced Mall-leh-newd)

The act of being hyped up for something, only to find when that something comes, doesn't deliver.

When Peter Mollyneux introduced Fable II and said that the dog was his, there would be no other dog like it, due to the fact that there would be a special randomization for your doggy companion. After Fable II came out, it turned out that everyone got the same dog. Not only that, but you were Mollyneuxed out of a Hobbes toy, after the fact you pre-ordered the game.

by TacoRemix September 15, 2011