Mollytard

A mollytard is an idiot, a simpleton, a moron - someone with whom it is impossible to work. Likewise, it is an injury sustained in a ridiculous fashion

i cant work with him any more - he's a mollytard

my knuckles are mollytarded after punching those country folk

by bar tart February 22, 2010

mollytarded

When you take so Molly that you need a handler for the rest of the night. You no longer have the motor function, speaking ability, or thought process of a normal human being.

We all went out Saturday night but once we got to the club Steve was mollytarded so Sue had to take him back to the hotel early.

by C Rizzle3 September 24, 2014

moneytard

Slang term used for someone who can’t manage their finances.

He’s a straight-up moneytard, he spent his whole paycheck last week on a 16” Apple MacBook Pro and since he can barely read or write, he doesn’t even do much more than search the web with it!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 21, 2020

mulletard

Is it a guy with a mullet? Or is it a Tard? It's both, it's a mulletard!

look at that poor pathetic mulletard

by slopass December 18, 2002

Mulletard

An individuals unfortunate mental circumstance and glorious hair-do summed up into one word

I had to stop at a cross walk, to let the mulletard pass.

by Joe January 1, 2004

mollyturn

Making a u-turn while swurvin' making the girls head to go in a circle causing her to get molly whopped repeatedly.

I was swurvin' with this slut and i didnt even need to slambag her but i did have to make a u-turn and it ended up bein a mollyturn...now shes got two black eyes.

by derk333 April 13, 2011

Mulletard

A retarted person with a mullet.

That mulletard is cracking me up man!

by Skizurp June 8, 2003