French Monday

When you smoke a joint and then proceed to Eiffel Tower a woman

“It feels like a French Monday too”

by Johnnie Kennedy/Austin Feltner June 2, 2025

Next Monday

A thing that will never happen.

Jedd's going on a date 'next Monday'.

by Louie Gooner August 3, 2025

Dub-a-lub Monday

Getting black out on Monday drinking Dupra Vodka.

Are you coming over for Dub-a-lub Monday?

by Red Drank January 4, 2008

Jon Bovi Monday

Related to Bon Jovi Friday. A Jon Bovi Monday is the Tuesday following a Monday off when, despite it being Tuesday, it sucks like a Monday.

I'm still wrecked from all that drinking I did on Memorial Day. Today is definitely a Jon Bovi Monday.

by RexxxManning June 27, 2017

a fucking monday

On a Monday, after an already heavy weekend on the lash, having assured yourselves that tonight is an early night, you and your friends find yourselves pissed as a fart at 3am, when you whisper to the drunkard next to you, 'it's a fucking Monday'.

Time: 3am on a Monday
Tom: Suz, wtf, it's a fucking Monday
Suz: yeeeeeeah it is

by MankiniMuncher September 29, 2017

porter on a monday

Nothing feels important

I feel like porter on a Monday

by Xeñon February 20, 2018

meat market monday

A singles/dating event that occurs at a social outlet, such as a bar or club, on a Monday.

Jim: What are you doing this Monday Night?

Bob: I didn’t get lucky this weekend so I am going to the club for their Meat Market Monday event.

by Slabshack November 25, 2018