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Math Tutor

A mysterious creature who is willing to help with math. A math tutor is like-liked by many. Often seen wearing the "AE" hoodie, great sense of fashion. A math tutor enjoys drawing his legs to him and does not need to use a pillow when sleeping. Very skilled in physics. Always open to kisses. Also widely known as MT.
"The raspberry shit last night was so good"- MT
"You mean that raspberry lemonade?"-Random Slut
"No that definitely had alcohol in it."-MT
"No it did not. You're such a Math Tutor."- Random Slut

"Can I have a shot?"- MT
"Sure but I don't have a chaser."- Hoe 147
"I don't need it. It's 80 proof." MT
Math Tutor takes the shot coughs and eyes water fiercely.
"What is that shit?"- MT
Math Tutor by Sarah Beathands November 15, 2010
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Math Tutoring 

An amazing excuse to bring a chick over so you guys can hook up on a regular basis; Math tutor = friend with benefits
Guy 1: Hey, what are you doin' after school today?

Guy 2: Oh, Patricia's coming over for math tutoring.

Guy 1: Oh damn! Get some!

*they high five*
Math Tutoring by spiderman313 November 30, 2009
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A place where a bunch of Chinese people go to get lit up. Kind of like a meth lab but for Chinese people.
Chinese Guy: Ay dude I did sooo much math last night at my friend's math lab.
White Guy: Uh what?
Chinese Guy: Dude you know, the stuff that gets you jacked up? Dude my eyes man are so red from staying up last night doing math...
Math Lab by The_Illumorati May 1, 2016

math homework 

the most stupid useless crap ever

Math Teacher Cute 

adj. : The type of cuteness that someone has that is not necessarily an attraction, but an admiration of.
That vest is so cute; not hott, but math teacher cute.

math class 

a class that is really pointless since the invention of the calculator and the computer
"Jim whats the cubic route of 987•672 and no using your calculator!" "and i need to know this WHY?"
math class by randomoldman November 22, 2003