mAtErIal SquArL

BEYOND BEING A material gworl

We can't all be material girls....
because mAteRIal GwORls aren't GoOd EnOuGh!
Then...what is..?
A mAtErIal SquArL has to slay every millisecond. PERIOD.

SlAYyyyYyYYyYYYYYyyyyyYYy!

by material squarl July 20, 2023

Material Baddie

A person who can hold their own and take care of themselves in the corporeal realm. They are typically very attractive and independent.

Alexis Rose from the TV show Schitts Creek is such a material baddie.

by Earthmangaboy13 August 27, 2023

materialistic manlet

A deleteriously diminutive, overcompensating and money-grubbing manlet boy who futilely seeks to overcome his devastatingly desolating manletism by imprudently purchasing expensive goods such as gold-plated high heels and jewel-encrusted step stools. The puny materialistic manlet can often be detected as he effeminately prances around in upscale boutiques, accompanied by his giggling and squabbling clique of preposterously petite, pint-sized materialistic manlet girlfriends. Here the seriously stunted silly sissy manlets put on tiny, little fashion shows by daintily skipping along a catwalk consisting of an empty shoe box as the delusional runway manlets delightedly display their prospective new short shorts, summer dresses and high heels while the surrounding fawning manlet fairies shower them with rose petals and girlishly sip strawberry margaritas out of pink ampoules.

Manmore 1: Lol, look at that garishly dressed materialistic manlet prancing around wearing his new mink coat and gold-plated high heels! Manmore 2: At least it only cost one poor minklet his life to make that microscopic manlet's lilliputian, little coatlet. Manmore 1: Hahahahaha!

by ManletDepreciator August 29, 2024

Makarii

Can’t play basketball, amazing friend, chill as hell, dating Claudia but won’t admit it, gay

“Hey it’s Makarii, watch him fail this 3 pointer” “He won’t he’s good at basketball!” “Told you he would fail”

by Schmonkeyy2nd December 18, 2023

Makarii

Wants to b in the NBA dating Claudia and great friend

“I’d like to be like makarii”

by Schmonkeyy2nd December 18, 2023

Materialscientist

Yet another loud and pointless wikinazi from English Wikipedia. Known to slander users for no reason at all. Known to whitewash other wikinazis.

- I know Materialscientist - said no one.
- I trust Materialscientist - said no one.
- Materialscientist is cool - said no one.

by Barkingdog January 17, 2024

Materialscientist

Yet another insane wikinazi from English Wikipedia. Known to slander users for no reason at all and whitewash themself as white knight.

I know Materialscientist - said no one.
I trust Materialscientist - said no one
Materialscientist is a cool guy - said no one.

by Barkingdog January 25, 2024