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Mashed Potatoes

To cut off your ball sack and testicles, mash them into a pulp and feed it to your sexual partner or eat it yourself.
"Did you hear that Jane ate her boyfriend's Mashed Potatoes?" "Yeah, I heard it was delicious"
by WeirdSexualStimulation September 17, 2025
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Knowles Mashed

A state of significant mental disorientation or impairment, characterized by a diminished ability to think clearly, concentrate, or make sound judgments. This condition may arise from various factors, including excessive alcohol consumption, substance use, acute stress, or other physiological or psychological disturbances. It often manifests as confusion, poor decision-making, and difficulty functioning effectively in critical situations.
Man I'm so out of it at work I'm feeling Knowles mashed can you please give me a pep talk and tell me everything is going to be okay
by Darius Doison December 18, 2025
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Northern Ireland Potato Mash

when an irish person shoves a potato up someone else’s ass and nuts in it and then spins their cock around similar to the “Wisconsin Butter Churner” to make mashed potatoes. Serves 2-4 people.
Yo wanna do the northern ireland potato mash tonight and watch futa??
by anonymous January 13, 2026
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Bangers and Mash

A really white way of saying something is positive
Lemon creams are bangers and mash
by Bong dardum March 7, 2025
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balls like mashed potatoes

Is a vivid and crude way of describing severe trauma or injury to someone's testicles (potatoes), implying they have been so badly crushed or damaged that they are no longer in their normal shape or condition. This expression is used to emphasize the extent of the injury and the extreme pain associated with it.
Guy 1: Fuck he crushed his nuts on the rail!
Guy 2: I bet he has balls like mashed potatoes now!
by DaveDH June 14, 2024
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mashed sammich

A mashed sammich is when you take a piece of bread and smash it in your hand to eat like a sandwich. Nothing on it, just bread.
Boy: Grandpa I'm hungry

Grandpa: *smashes a piece of bread* There ya go, mashed sammich.
by ShitDemonFromDogma June 24, 2024
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Mash

Typically used in UK slang to describe a Gun for example a Pistol, Shotgun or SMG
One example could be: “Yo bro man parked the mash off in the block
by 7x13x15 August 6, 2024
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