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Marking Territory

When you click the "Like" button on every single thing on a person's Facebook profile page in order to give the impression to any outsiders visiting the page that you are in a close relationship with that person, and therefore have a certain degree of ownership over that person, much as a dog urinates all over a particular tree, marking it clearly with its own identity, in order to say to other dogs, "Back the fuck off, this tree is MINE."
So that no eager underclassmen would snatch his prized incoming freshman while he wasn't keeping an eye on her, insecure senior Connor quickly began marking territory all over beautiful, young Nina's Facebook profile, liking everything from statuses to profile pictures to Wall posts. When all the turned-on underclassmen went online to look her up after first seeing her at freshman orientation, they were quickly disappointed, thinking Connor might as well be her boyfriend.
by Metasystem September 16, 2011
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Mark Cuban

I wish my team was owned by Mark Cuban, we would win more games
by DiamondRio February 18, 2010
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Mark Cuban

A psycotic Millionaire that gives Dallas Mavericks fans plane tickets.
by Tmagnet May 30, 2006
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Dirty Mark

Wearing only a football helmet while dead horsing a girl passed out on the couch after a late night dance party
If you don't stay awake, Asstor Troy will Dirty Mark you after taking your ass off.
by Rooms July 22, 2006
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skid mark

n. Poo poo stain in the seat of one's underpants.
I don't wipe; I've learned to live with the skid mark.
by The Grammar Nazi December 19, 2001
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skid marks

1. burnt rubber marks left on tarmac when peeling out with a fast, powerful car
2. poo stains left on underwear when ass is not properly wiped hershey highway
1. That porsche left skid marks on the road.
2. I was taking a shower and noticed skid marks on my underwear.
by Jin Kim April 25, 2003
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Shush Mark

The dent in your upper lip directly under you nose where you put your finger when you shush someone. The myth as to why that mark is there goes like this:
Babies are born knowing all the secrets of the universe but an angel comes down and says "Shhhhhh" as he places his finger over the baby's mouth and seals them up because man is not allowed to know everything.
Small children often get a stripe of crusty snot in their shush mark.
by A. Parrot March 25, 2010
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