Mr. Magoo

Used as a verb, this describes when a person succeeds, not through deliberate action, but through sheer dumb luck. Despite all odds and opposition, the person emerges victorious, sometimes not even aware that he has succeeded, like the cartoon character Mr. Magoo. Can also be used as a sports term, when a team plays a terrible game but somehow through luck emerges victorious at the end. Can be referred to simply as "Magoo".

"Yeah, I admit I completely Mr. Magoo'd my way through that fight. I didn't even know he hit the ground for a minute."

"Hopefully the Patriots can Mr. Magoo their way to another win like last game."

by Dak Smacka March 12, 2012

Maggotry

An ancient time-honored form of love-making whereby one partner ('the Maggot') consumes (ingests) the bodily excretions, effluvia, ejacula, infectious discharge or waste by products of the other partner ('the Host'). Traditionally, the Maggot will have his or her hands and legs bound, will propel him or herself in a wriggling type motion and will suckle the anus, vagina, penis, other orifices or open infectious wounds of the Host in order to demonstrate devotion, love, respect and tenderness towards the Host. These actions of the Maggot are referred to in the community (known informally as 'the Maggot Tree') as 'Maggoting'.

There are sub-specialties within Maggotry. Some partners engage in Traditional Maggotry and limit consumption to the Host's infected wounds (such as bedsores, boils and infected surgical incisions). Others engage in Sexual Maggotry which focuses more on the ingestion of the secretions, waste and ejacula of the Host's anus and sexual organs. Still others prefer Neo-Maggotry (treated with derision in the Maggotry world) where the Maggot will eat food products (most usually ice cream or peanut butter) out of the Host's anus.

I saw Scott hungrily suckling on Sarah's pus-filled bedsore. They must be into Maggotry.

by A Devotee of Maggotry May 10, 2011

maggot

Baby fly

A maggot ( larva)

was growing up.

by JulianDB January 2, 2017

maggot

1. A term (in Australia) that refers to alcoholic intoxication, but specifically to a level of drunkeness that includes loss of co-ordination, vomiting and soiling yourself.

1. "I drank so much last night! I was fucking maggot!"

by lotsofpinash May 14, 2007

ds_mods_are_maggots

Is a name given to describe someone who is banned from a popular forum and then joins minor forums to rant and rave in order to be noticed. Adopts a 'female'persona but is really a male (of sorts). It froths at the mouth whilst spamming inaccurate paranoid assumptions that everyone is a troll. Does not understand the meaning of the word 'irony'. Also has an unhealthy interest in incestuous relationships using examples of such as a means of abuse. Suffers from manic depression and alcohol abuse. Reads the Daily Star for inspiration.

ds_mods_are_maggots should not be taken seriously - they are for amusement purposes only

de_mods_are_maggots are an example of what you could become if you stop taking the tablets

by Agatha Christie February 28, 2008

mangophile

A person who craves mango!

A - "You would be lying to me if you told me that suckling the sweet juice from the core of a cool mango on a hot summer afternoon like a baby from its mother didn't make you feel the circle of life was complete."

B - "DUDE! You sure are one mangophile! Damn! "

by the_mango September 4, 2013

Mangoster

When a specific individual has run low on their supply on the fruit, Mangifera indica. Commonly known as a mango raids a functioning supply chain with this specific fruit. The individual that did the robbery would be commonly known as a mangoster.

*The mangoster has successfully robbed the second supply of incoming mangoes!*

by Blue_Underlined_Name August 19, 2019