Mr. Mushroom Head 

the tip of the dick (only on circumcised dicks)

"I wanna suck your Mr. Mushroom Head!"
"Oh go right ahead, sexy"

Mr. Mushroom Head by hahahhahahahahaha August 6, 2009

double mushroom 

the act during a threesome of a girl giving fellatio to two guys at the same time

Boris: so she was giving me a blue job when her boyfriend walked in
Morris: whoa! did you fight
Boris: no actually he joined in and she got a double mushroom

double mushroom by yunknasty February 11, 2013

towering mushroom 

a very large circumcised penis resembling a tall thick mushroom.

yo dude that is one towering mushroom you have dangling there in the pisser!

towering mushroom by tjradman January 24, 2015

curly mushroom head 

when that lesbian bitch in the front of your class room has hair that looks like a retarded mushroom with a curly top.

Damn liam look at that bitch with the curly mushroom head.

curly mushroom head by wetcock69 May 28, 2016

Healthy Mushroom

A woman's lady region that is prone to letting out small puffs of spores during the act of procreation. There is no true way of indicating the difference between healthy and unhealthy so you must take the risk to find out.

Person 1: "Come on big boy and eat my healthy mushroom"

Healthy Mushroom by A6M2 August 11, 2016

Rapid mushroom 

Sexual act involving just the tip in a quick horizontal thrusting fashion

Tonight I'm going to give you the rapid mushroom you've been longing for honey.

Rapid mushroom by Box Master 9000 July 27, 2017

Super Mushroom 

A type of mushroom found in the Mushroom Kingdom that cause Mario to get high. Also, everyone just calls them mushrooms anyways.

"Shithead: No one calls them Super Mushrooms, you shithead."

Super Mushroom by Spoon Man the Eleventh April 19, 2018