Autumn Dog Mine

Stealthily covered up piece(s) of dog residue camouflaged by a plethora of fallen leaves which catches the victim totally off guard. Footwear gets destroyed, emotions take a downward spiral, nostrils get melted and you have no idea when the suffering will end or what action you’ll need to take to get through this. Not even the philosophical and infectious chorus of a Daniel Bedingfield classic can offer encouragement.

“Oh for f*ck’s sake Andy, how did you manage to step in that calamitous autumn dog mine? it’s bigger than your shoe and I would have said it’s a human one until I saw the flakes of dog corn embedded in the tread of your left Gazelle sole”

by Jacobs Ladette December 23, 2024

More important than yours or mine

And I don't yield to FILTHY Latinas who think they are too good to fuck me.

Hym "And THAT is the REAL progressive position on rights. 'Women's rights are more important than yours or mine.' Says the shit-lib. That is not equality. They do not what equality why would I even pretend to give it to them? You're not. I'm better. Than the guy who said it and that hippy slut. The first 'Self-Made' female billionaire was made by me. And that is their entire racket. They don't want women to be more equal in the sense that they are lacking some kind of rights... They want women to be more equal in an animal farm sort of way. And they will take your rights away to do it."

by Hym Iam May 17, 2025

Mine

A word referring to something that belongs to Stingy (a character from the TV series "Lazytown")

YOUR DRUGS ARE MINE!!!!!!

by Jskent1214 April 25, 2022

Joanna Newman Is A Daughter Of Mine

Joanna Newman Is A Daughter Of Mine

Joanna Newman Is A Daughter Of Mine

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 27, 2025

Mine Cart

When a man masterbates on his bed and rolled to his side and finishes on the ground.

John is going to Mine Cart tonight and clean it up tomorrow.

by 11x September 30, 2023

The Day You Became Mine

23rd of July is the day I married the love of my life and signed all the documents that assured that I became hers and she became mine, for this day I will forever be proud of what we been through and were are we now. I LOVE YOU!

Ghalia, 23rd of July, it's the day you became mine.

by Kal-Alo August 4, 2021

deja mine

-noun: the feeling that an item seen in public is something that the viewer believes was stolen from him.

Jim: Dude, what are you waiting for? Let's go.
Mike: Sorry, I was having a moment of deja mine. This bike looks exactly like my old bike, the one that got ripped off last semester.

by dorothyg March 28, 2010