Milf

Motch i'd like to fuck

Noug - Ohhh.. i'd love to fuck motch, he's a motch i'd like to fuck
Sally - Me too!!

by MOTCH STRIKES BACK February 23, 2005

MILF

Masturbating Indoors Limits Freedom.

Man don't be a MILF masturbate on your cattle outside!

by Johnny_Cake December 17, 2010

silver milf

an older woman who is a milf. not to be confused with milf or cougaress.

guy 1: "man did you see that silver milf?"

guy 2: "don't you mean that cougar?"

guy 1: "no man. shes married and has a kid. shes just a silver milf."

by big bad chuck April 10, 2010

Almond MILF

A hippy ass, yoga going, almond milk drinking Mom I'd Like to Fuck.

Damn son, you shoulda seen the Almond MILF I saw at the Whole Foods today. She had a hot ass Pilates body and her skin was radiant like the sun.

by tsukiatari August 5, 2014

Milfage

The age at which a hot mother loses her glorious youth, but retains her sex appeal.

No way, she's over 40! She must've hit her milfage!

by mmmBooty June 15, 2008

milf hunter

people who bone franny's mum

me and holes

by r mannifield June 26, 2003

Facebook MILF

Facebook MILF: Mother I'd Like to Friend

A friends hot mom whom you would like to "friend" on facebook in hopes of finding un-mom like and crazy pictures on her profile.

Jack: "Dude, Sarah's mom is such a babe."
Steve: "I know I need to add her! I bet she has some good photos, she's such a Facebook MILF."

by darein July 21, 2011