Meal Ticket

It is a slang term used to describe a baby. Usually this term is for a young teenage woman who happens to have a child, or a woman with a low income supporting a child or several children. This isn't limited to females only, a couple, or a single male can also have fall into this category. Meal tickets regard to the fact that a child or baby, are considered a "ticket" to buying a meal, or another mouth to feed.

Did you know that Stephenie just had a kid?? Yea, that sucks, she just got herself a free meal ticket!

by The "Randem" boys January 5, 2008

meags

weak, not good, crappy, lame, ugly, stupid, etc... meags at best

that fat chick is meags at best.

your fantasy football team is totally meags

by hagdog November 7, 2006

the meal

The meal is known to a small few as a sexual position in which a girl and a kitchen table are needed. You are to lie the girl face up on the table with her legs spread and dinner is served. The sexual act you perform is "third base".

Tom: Hey Susan, you wanna get busy?
Susan: Well theres the kitchen table, how about im your meal?
Tom: You mean the meal?
Susan: Oh yes... The meal baby

by Kevin AKA FuzzyIndian July 24, 2006

combo meal

when a man and a women are having sex, a third party simultaneously licks the man and the women's genitalia.

I had a threesome last night and got me a combo meal.

by cmack 2406 October 13, 2012

A good meal

Dinosaur chicken nuggets

Yo I just had a good meal

Dino chicken nuggets?

Well that is a good meal, but I was talking about your mom.

by I’m a white boy November 17, 2019

Mears

Quickly Pooping

Francie had to mears, because she thought she would miss her ride if she stayed in the bathroom long.

by Grace February 21, 2009

mease ass

One whose personality or personal sense of style is so ridiculous you can't help but think of a word to describe it. Ex. A white kid with a purple doo-rag playing basketball. Takes the place for a duesche-bag. Can also be shortened to mease.

Hey look at J.P. over there playing basketball what a mease ass.

by Elliott November 6, 2004