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Engineering major

1. A major that many college students choose because it sounds cool and because they think they'll be making 100k a year after graduation. Most of them change their minds after failing Gen. Chem I and/or Calc I in the first semester. Those who do graduate realize their mistake when they realize that no matter how talented they are they'll have to start at the bottom for some company making 40k a year and work their way up just like any other hard working person.

2. A major that emphasizes way too much math and physics that will rarely be applied to a real world situation and not enough foreign language study, which would actually be useful.

3. aka Sausage fest.
Freshman Engineer 1: "I'm a mechanical engineering major. I heard they make like 100k to start

Other major Student 2: "Some of them do make good money, but engineering is a alot of work. Are you good at math?"

Freshman 1: "LOL no, I hate math. I'm a mechanical engineering major btw. Wha's your major?"

Other major student 2: Biochemistry.

Freshman 1: "Lame. You should do biomedical engineering. You'll make more money. The world needs more engineers you know."

Student 2: "True the world does need more engineers. Can you speak any foreign languages?"

Freshman 1: "LOL no I'm a mechanical engineering major. Not a lame communication major. Everyone should just learn English if they want to communicate with us."

Student 2: I'm sure you'll get far with that attitude.

Freshman 1: Woah bro, calm down. We got off on the wrong foot. Come to my party tonight and i'll make it up to you. It's an Engineering major only party, but i'll make an exception for you.

Student 2: No thanks, I hate sausage fests.
by GoAngelo2890 January 20, 2014
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Major Duh Factor

it's when someone comes up an idea that any thinking person would've thought of him/her self a long time ago.
In 2000 Bruce graduated from college. He tried to find work in his field but he wasn't lucky. There was NOTHING out there. He went to a temp agency to find some work but there wasn't much of that around either.

Then 9/11 occured. People everywhere got into a witch hunt frenzy. Then came American Idol to distract the populous. The Iraq war reignited passions again. Then it bogged down into an urban guerilla war like in Somalia and it wasn't as much "fun" for some people. Last year was an election year and candidates and the TV boobs FINALLY recognized that the economy is in a sucky-ass shape and has been for a long time. Is that a major duh factor or what? Bruce wondered what took all these people so long to realize what he noticed 8 years before?
by I Saw U2 Live Twice April 15, 2009
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Drum Major

A man that parades around the beach sporting a parade baton in his speedo swim trunks.
Jeeze check out the drum major over there he almost poked me in the eye with his parade baton
by Steev3d October 2, 2014
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macoroni

a secret word you and your amazing boyfriend who doesnt have a cell phone use so that you know who you are textig when they borrow there friends phone. That way the friend can not pretend to be ur amazing boyfriend.
Text Message received form Dillon :

Hey whats up? Macoroni.

That way I know its Toby.
by Charlybrown July 9, 2009
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malört

Jeppson’s Malört is Chicago’s local beskbrännvin — a style of bitter, wormwood-based, Swedish schnapps.
I had a shot of "Jeppson's Malört" to cure my hangover.
by zakkates January 12, 2014
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Major

A guy, in the eyes of a teenage girl, who exceeds their expectations and is incredibly, incredibly good-looking and swoonage-worthy.
"Did you see that guy who just walked past?"

"Fricken yes! He was totally major."
by Jeeshi. April 2, 2009
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Malorie

Friend: Can I have a drink.
Malorie: What the ham
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