Liberals

An ideological group driven by emotion rather than reason. Truly believe they're intellectually superior to everyone else, much to the amusement of everyone else.

Conservatives/Independents/Libertarians: We really can't afford to buy everyone in the United States a house, car, and private jet.

Liberals: Think of the children!1!!!1!

by RO191 June 14, 2010

Liberal Tears

Term coined by conservative podcast host Ben Shapiro. The whole point of the word is to make fun of liberal snowflakes who cry about the dumbest thing. (Like the gender of a potato)

Liberal: NOOO YOU CAN’T JUST CALL ME A SENSITIVE PUSSY
Ben Shapiro: Thanks for your liberal tears

by Joe Luis March 24, 2021

Faux-liberal

Someone who constantly talks about their liberal viewpoints to overcompensate for other things. These people say they are liberals but don't believe in equal rights for women, own guns, or have other traditionally conservative viewpoints.

Rob, you are such a faux-liberal.

by lasagna89 August 22, 2012

Oromo Liberation Army

The Oromo Liberation Army (OLA) is an armed group of radicalized terrorists which massacre innocent ethnic minorities across the Oromo region and sometimes invade the Amhara region killing innocent civilians. Many of their fighters have long dreadlocks and look like Rastas as a result, including their leader Jal Marroo who is mentally unstable. Innocent ethnic Amharas and other minorities suffer from daily massacres. Sadly a lot of Oromos from Minnesota support this terrorist group.

Gamaachu: Akaam? (Greetings in the Afaan Oromo language)
Sabontu: Fayyaadha, galatta waqqa (I'm fine thanks to God)
Gamaachu: Do you support the OLA?
Sabontu: What is the OLA?
Gamaachu: The Oromo Liberation Army
Sabontu: Heck no! I condemn the barbaric things the OLA does to Ethiopians!

by Emperor Yekuno Amlak January 15, 2022

Liberal Media

The red herring to end all red herrings.

"Breaking News tonight as the GOP has called for deregulation of the straw man industry..."

by Squid Wrangler May 10, 2005

Liberia

Country in Africa that George W. Bush is now expecting that it is evil, just like Iraq.

I hope we don't go to war with Liberia.

by Anonymous July 8, 2003

Liberals

Fuck Liberals! They suck AIDS-infected homo balls!

That's a fact, Jack!

by damyankee April 17, 2005