licker, stamp licker

Stamp Licker
Person having low qualities and or perform acts of stupidity

Im not here to lick stamps
Your a licker
Buy me a drink you licker
Why did you do that you licker

by Society for Licker Identification September 1, 2005

Linkedinglish

1. Terms hopelessly boring people use to make themselves seem more interesting on professional social networking sites.
2. The only instance in which doughy, pasty office-dwellers can refer to themselves with terms like “Lean,” “Agile,” "Master" and “Black Belt.”

Person 1: ”Bonnie is a Lean Six-Sigma Scrum Master, and I’m only a Blue Belt.”

Person 2: ”Dude, I don’t care how much Linkedinglish you use to describe yourself, being in middle management will not help you break cinder blocks with your head.”

by OfficeDroneErik August 20, 2012

acorn licker

someone who is rubbish or no one likes and should be buffaloed (see buffalo)

People guys: Hey look at that guy what a loser!
Johnny: Yeah! hahaha he licks acorns maaaaan!What an acorn licker!
People guys: Shut the hell up johnny.

by Scat Man! February 23, 2008

Lamp Licker

A theatre slang word for electritian. Usually brought up during electritian vs carpenter battles.

"What do you want Lamp Licker? I'm busy!"

by Ritzbaybe214 January 13, 2009

Windows© licker

Someone too mentally challenged to use computers (specifically, the Windows platform) effectively or even in a competent manner.

"That Windows© licker couldn't even turn on his powerstrip without tech support."

by walrus1985 January 17, 2009

Skip Licker

A skip licker is a person of below average intelligence and bodily hygiene. Possible traits of a skip licker is greasiness of the hair and a munted face.

She licks skips the skip licker.

by Mr-Simmas August 21, 2009

Poon Licker

A rather generic term for an eater of pussy. Often used as an insulting term synonymous with fool, douche bag, etc. However, when used against a straight male or lesbian, the term can be interpreted as a compliment.

Bart: Is Johnny hittin' that?
Bo: Yeah, he's a real poon licker.

by Juice Billington December 1, 2010