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Midnight Laundry

When you get your last pair of underwear dirty so you clean it in a bathroom sink
hey man, how was your night?”

“It was alright, I pissed myself and had to do some Midnight Laundry
by Shakespere4Real July 20, 2025
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Scott Lavender

Scott Lavender founder of the Scott Order
Scott Order is satanist group own by Scott Lavender not much
by Sharp.75 September 16, 2025
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Doin laundry

Troy tells angie let's doin laundry, she says she was on the phone later angie ask troy still wanna do a load of laundry, troy said no it was a small load I did it by hand
by Fuckin!Ur!MOM!!97 November 26, 2025
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Lazy Laundry

When you have run out of clean laundry to wear, but instead of committing the time to do the required washing, you instead go to the store and purchase what you need.
"Shit, I'm out of clean underwear. Guess I'll buy some lazy laundry on my way to work"
by Lat3rdays November 29, 2025
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doing some dirty laundry

When one give a handjob to a mexican behind a circle K
Dude did you know that sarah was doing some dirty laundry with that guy next door last night
by abrevauser August 16, 2011
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light the lavender

v.

1. When your asshole friends are being idiots--the act of numbing your senses with lavender scented candles, lavender oils, and other lavender-infused accoutrements to achieve relaxation.

2. To engage in max relaxin'.
It's only February 7th and I've lit the lavender two times already this month. D^:

Shark week. Time to light the lavender.
by stephamie March 15, 2012
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right-handed laundry line holder

noun
Politically correct term for nazis;
Usually, there should not be any politically correct terms for politically uncorrect people, but one may use this term here to refer to such specimens if one wishes to be creative, or if one is standing right next to such a group of people and does not desire to be understood. The use of a slightly cryptic circumscription guarantees in itself that a nazi does not understand it, because his brain capacity does not allow for more than hand-raising (hence the term) or the utterance of sentences with more than two words.
This term is particularly fitting for young nazis in rural areas, who tend to lack the courage to move out of mommy's place before the age of 70 (when they move to a retirement home because mommy is no more). In exchange for home and food, they have to help with chores, such as holding a laundry line in the yard, which their stiff right arms are perfect for.
"Haha, look at this ridiculous right-handed laundry line holder over there!"
by Favorite cousin October 6, 2012
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