lardakey

an expression most commonly used by adolescent boys with downs syndrome to express their pent up sexual frustration. Generally used in accompany with inappropriate gestures.

He lay on the floor humping the carpet as he clapped his hands and yelled, "lardakey lardakey lardakey lardakey!"

by Skylar and Audrey February 25, 2010

Lardassification

The act or process of being a lardass. A systematic approach to eating ones self into a state of being a lardass and not carrying.

Jamarcus Russell is living a life of Lardassification.

by BnSRam March 15, 2010

Laidsh

When a rash appears on your legs causing irritation and itchyness after a sexual experience(s) which can only be put down to aids, for lack of knowledge on sti's

Freddy - "WHY IS THERE A RED SPOTTY RASH ALL OVER MY LEGS?"

George - "Who have you been sleeping with?"

Freddy - "Elton. I doubt its an std! they dont cause leg rash!"

George - "Yeah they do, you have laidsh!"

by Binoggles July 6, 2010

Laid Played

Having to deal with a decision you have already made. Based off the term card laid, card played.

Sally-"I wish i would have never slept with my boyfriend"
Karen-"Yea me too and now your pregnant sorry but laid played you knew he was a jerk"

by Token Man July 24, 2010

Lardge

Large, and constituted mostly of lard.

Example:

(when driving down the street, bob and cindy see an obese woman)

bob: cindy, do you see that woman!?

cindy: holy crap! she's lardge

by stuff and stuff December 23, 2010

lard wheel

A pizza

We were so hungover we ordered a lard wheel from dominoes.

by Lard Eater January 17, 2014

lard cakes

a verbal expression of discontent

"Hey wanna go see a movie?"
"No man, I have way to much homework."
"Lard cakes"

by NerdDude May 5, 2015