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Jonas

Loves to flex
BFF with a celerie
Small and annoying.
Incredibly handsome.
Loves carrots.
A orange haired dude.
#Ginger
And has multiple crushes but won't admit
Jonas is such an idiot :)
by Your mommy jonas November 22, 2021
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Jonas Gundersen Nordahl

person 1: can i suck your wee
Jonas Gundersen Nordahl : only if i can suck yours
by bernardgamer October 4, 2022
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jonas brothers hump

The act of analy penetrating ones asshole with scissors and hedge clippers
Tyler wanted to experimemt with his body, he saw about sexual pleasures on google and did the jonas brothers hump
by Swag_Yolo477 June 29, 2014
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Jona

A Very Ugly Stalker Who Stalks And Harasses Your Girlfriend Because He Likes Her Too. The World Would Be Better Without Jona.
He acts Awesome But Fails Miserably.
God He Needs To Stop Harassing Me He Is Such a Jona
by Force Enhance February 15, 2019
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Frankie Jonas

God in it’s purest form
Also the bonus Jonas brother
Person 1: Omg did you see frankie jonas on Tiktok?!?
Person 2: You mean God?
by What do you want from me February 11, 2021
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jonas bergart

a realy cool guy that everybody hates
person1: hi i am jonas bergart.
person2: Ohh fuck u then.
by bergarten March 2, 2018
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A-Jonas

When you break-up with someone by text messages instead of confronting them face to face.
hey wheres your Girl-friend. "What Girl-friend I A-Jonased her and shes no more

''you coward''
by M-Boy 10 December 7, 2010
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