Joey Pocket 

the youtuber joey pockett but with 1 t

Guy 1:"I love watching Joey Pocket"
Guy 2:"Shut the fuck up"

Joey Pocket by NickW275 January 20, 2020

Joey lawrence haircut 

When an elderly man shits into a bowl or helmet, and then proceeds to place it onto an underage teenage boy's head.

"Old Mr. Herbert gave christopher a joey lawrence haircut today. It was fucking rad!

Joey lawrence haircut by ExhumedSynner December 25, 2009

Joey Jordison 

Amazing drummer for Slipknot, awesome guitarist for Murderdolls, and idol for maggots!

Stay Sic!

Joey Jordison rules!
That's rite maggotfucker!!!

Who's number 1?
JOEY!!!!!!

Joey Jordison by Lindroos April 17, 2008

joey barton 

Silly, makes strange noises, can change reality with words, his younger brother is gay, person of the year in 2006 in time magazine, 6 foot tall, 185 lbs, brown eyes, bacteria in mouth, needs root canal, has risk of infected lymph node, has gingivitis, appreciates stories that don't suck, is a grammar Nazi commander, hates twilight, stepped on a worm once, wears shoes, is Caucasian, has pheromones, is male, not female, not bread, has a soul but does not believe in them, eats food and babies which is still food, on occasion. He also believes that cocaine is a hell of a drug, but does not like drugs. Also, he hates republicans, and liberals, and dirty hippies, and people made out of wax, and black licorice, and children, especially small ones. (the ones that smell funny and chew their own fingers) He likes to make his friends take down way to much dictation. Is a troll by nature. Hates trolls. Hates irony. Hates lists, especially lists of characteristics, hates urban dictionary, hates being defined, and is currently helping with this definition. Also he hates repetition and irony. He also hates long definitions . Is hilarious at heart and hates comedy. Hates irony and repetition. Is not gay. Enjoys manipulating rules to make little brother gay, and also has a gay little brother.

He's such a joey barton. - Bill Nye
joey barton are so last week - Jim Gaffigan
Who's joey barton ? - Marilyn Manson

joey barton by Lantano May 12, 2014

Joey Cape 

The heart and soul of the punk band, Lagwagon. Also 1/5 of Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, lead vox of Bad Astronaut, Afterburner, and his own solo acoustic project.

"Everything Joey Cape touches turns into gold (musically)."

Joey Cape by Passsick November 25, 2007

joey bear 

a great friend
an awesome conversationist
good baseball player
one of a kind / genuine

"Don't you wish Joey Bear was your friend?"

"Dude, she runs her mouth like a joey bear."

"He throws like a joey bear, it's so fast."

"It's hard trying to find love, almost as hard as finding a joey bear."

joey bear by cindybeeasaurus December 31, 2008

joey rubenstein

Vigorous, corpulent manflesh, looking to commandeer. Associated with the APA (Asspirates of America). Has been comandeering for 15 years.

Joey Rubenstein is the world leader in ass-comandeering. He has comandeered 30 manfleshes this week!

joey rubenstein by Jeremy March 21, 2005