January 17

National Smack a bitch, beat your meat, anime titties, hoe around, and slap ur friend day. Also.... u have a big penis

Person: Hey!

Me: what
Person: It's January 17
Me: ok

by Uh oh... STINKY! October 17, 2019

January 15th

The day of the year with no definition, ironically the least used month and day mentioned in TikToks. This day is officially now called Pitbull Day because he was born then (Mr Worldwide.)

"Are you excited for January 15th?"

"Don't you know Chae Hyungwon was born then too!"

by peepsalot October 17, 2019

January

Everyones favorite month!!

playing in the snow
snuggling by the fire,
and having excuse for ur penis looking so small.

January: Cold weather shrinks ur junk.

by jimmeny hensworth October 16, 2008

January 6

National Capitol Assault day

Democrat: Bro do u wanna go to the movies?

Republican: No bro today is January 6th, the Anniversary of the Capitol Assault

by imkyle February 25, 2021

January 20, 2021

The day that Joe Biden gets sworn into the White House as president.

January 20, 2021 also happens to be the day that the Simpsons predict the next Civil War will happen.

by Master Of Nations November 25, 2020

january joiner

a person who joins a gym as a new years resolution but may or may not continue going after the early months of the year.

Jake: Hey Bill want to go work out today?

Bill: No man, all those january joiners are hogging all the treadmills.

by decemberjoiner January 16, 2009

January 9th

I was born January 9th it’s no cap 🔥

January 9th the day of me my friend neveah and a lot of dushes

by Its.Young Dagger November 4, 2019