solo jacking

singles competition timber sports

Roger, please, you gotta teach me everything you know about solo jacking!

by PaganRaccoon August 20, 2024

ethan jaing

he is so cool and very totally good at soccer. aka "the next messi" he is so smart too totally

He has a one in a lifetime ethan jaing.

by ETHAN JIANG FAN CLUB October 25, 2023

cracker jacking

the act of pre ejaculating on a food offering, preferably putting the food in your butt crack after eating mexican food so that it infuses the flavors.

if the persons notices any taste you say cracker jack

the teacher gave muffins to his students, without them realizing it had gone through a cracker jacking process

by 69ArabianNights January 24, 2024

mary janing

deepthroating a bong to the furthest of your capabilities, inhaling the smoke then exhaling while sticking your tongue out

Yo, make sure to clean off the bong when you're done mary janing

by anna#banana January 31, 2024

Roy Joking Me

When you convince your tarded homie something outrageous is true and he falls for it over and over for 30 years cause he is a tard.

Me "Something crazy."
Tard "OH my gosh, that must be true, I'm such a tard."
Everyone else "Laughs"
Card "OH wait, are you Roy Joking Me?"

by Misterpinksaysthings May 13, 2024

Elf Jacking

(Verb) The act of rubbing an elf's ears, sexually.

Applies to D&D and LoTR elves
Not Keebler (that is frosting)
Not Santa's (that's workplace harassment)

Did you know elf ears are so sensitive, they can cum if you rub them right? Gotta love a good elf jack.

I don't know where the wizard is, probably elf jacking the spawn again.

by Mission.Control June 26, 2024

De-Jacking

The action of jacking someone off without touching them or their member

Man, Sally gave me blue balls with her de-jacking.

by BriMarie15 February 16, 2024