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jesbien

Guy 1:Hey that lesbian looks like Justin Bieber
Guy 2:I guess that makes her a Jesbien
by Veronika Killer April 21, 2011
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jessica simpson

When Jessica first came onto the scene in 1999, no one cared about her. No one cared about her with her 2nd album. But once she got the reality show and pretended to be incredibly stupid, people paid attention to her and she is now the most overexposed person in Hollywood. I HATE HER WITH A PASSION.
Why do people care about her 6 years after she releases her first album?? Oh, I don't know, maybe because people get enjoyment out of people who pretend to be stupid for some reason.
by elladrew April 19, 2005
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Jessica Crosby

A Smart, Beautiful Girl From IL. One Who is amazingly funny, Cute, And a super nice person!
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Jessing

1. When someone mixes a variety of different languages into an english sentence, hipsters use this tactic to appear more worldly and sound cool, but instead often come off like a tosser.

2. The act of speaking broken english, similar to an illegal worker found in a Home Depot parking lot, but the person actually has a full comprehension of the english language.

3. Lack of language word filter, much like the Swedish Chef, but with actual words and less comical.

4. Being lovable and bubbly to the point english words can't explain the level of excitement, so other languages are mixed in.

5. Opposite of being a word smith, also known as a word tool.
Hola, I have mucho happiness!

Katelyn said no more Jessing, but Jillian said mas mas MAS JESSING bitte!!!
by *Nuudles* December 15, 2011
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Jessica

Beautiful, smart amazing laugh the best personality ever great listener.who ever gets her is lucky she is so smart and talented very funny and great to talk to and is very athletic and attractive
Jessica you are so fucking hot
by I swear to gof February 14, 2018
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Jessiah

Jessiah is a godly child
Of god.
She is beautiful and smart.
She is also very
Sarcastic and helpful
Thanks Jessiah for being so helpful
by greatpussyxx November 3, 2018
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Jessica

She loves beans in and around her mouth.
Jessica eats beans voraciously. Except black beans, she loves white beans only.
by Itsmebb December 4, 2018
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