Jade Sanson

The horniest girl i know. She always thinks something looks like a penis or a vagina.

Jade Sanson: OMG! That pencil looks like a penis!

by a girl who has a vagina June 11, 2013

Jade Anell

A Jade Anell is a Swedish male. He is godlike with a enormous dick. He impresses all the chicks with his baby blues and mighty strenth.

Do not mess with a Jade Anell or his woman because if you do he will literally snap you in half with two fingers.

Hot chick with enormous boobs" Jade you are so handsome"

Jade Anell:
A literal god.

by Swedish bitch October 11, 2019

Jade-Mari

It's the kindest girl around town. She's literally the definition of gorgeous. She's the most amazing girl ever.

Jade-Mari is so pretty and I heard she’s super sweet too.

by JaCru November 23, 2021

Jade Goody

Dead. A misunderstood soul

Goodnight Sweet Prince

1981-2009

Oh no Jade Goody died of cancer

by I Care 4 U March 22, 2009

Jade Goody

Someone who has been taken advantage of by the media and labelled a racist when she clearly is not one. A victim of criticism and unjustified bad treatment.

"Don't blow it out of proportion like what happened to Jade Goody"

by B_o_b January 22, 2007

Jade Folk

A Schutter who would cheat on her boyfriends with other guys, and is always on the rebound for other guys. would date guy days after she breaks up with a boyfriend of years.

"Wow dude dump your girl she is a such a jade folk"

by VeryRandomDude! October 9, 2009

jade dragon

1. a (borderline-)retarded person that contributes nothing to society and complains about anything and everything
2. a massive asshole
3. someone with an extremely small penis
4. a grown man with the mind and penis of a small child
5. shit, feces, or anything so unattractive it makes shit or feces bearable

"What's your problem? All you do is complain like a pathetic, whiny bitch. You're a real jade dragon."

"Hey, my genitals might be small, but at least they're not jade dragon small."

"I accidentally stepped in dog crap earlier today. My new shoes were covered in jade dragon."

by Doctor Abraham Lincoln December 6, 2013