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Isaac Zolotas

Sexist man alive not Jason Kelce can get anyone’s number in 0.001 milliseconds
Isaac Zolotas can rizz up anyone
by anonymous January 23, 2024
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Isaac

Tiny dick energy boy with an IQ of 0. If you see an Isaac mad, approach with caution as his emo energy can be destructive. If approached by an Isaac, run away as he is a sad little virgin with a vendetta against the world. Use an Isaacs weakness, his massive ego to distract him. Looks like a misshapen tic tac with a personality of one too.
Guy One: "OH shit, Isaac is stuck on the straps"

Isaac: "AHHHHHHHH"

Guy Two: "Run for cover!"
by .Higher.Ground. January 31, 2024
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isaac

He has a gianormous cock.
sebastian:have you seen Isaacs cock
Alissa: yea that shits huge asf
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Isaac blasphemy

The act of a person named isaac saying something disrespectful or rude to you.
Cmon isaac this is Isaac blasphemy you can’t say that
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isaac is a cheater
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Sir Isaac Newton

Sir Isaac Newton is one of the greatest scientists of all times and lived in the 17th century. Isaac Newton explained the workings of the universe through mathematics. He formulated laws of motion. These laws are math formulas that explain how objects move when a force acts on them.

He also invented Gravity and Calculus.

He is also still alive till this day.
Person: You know who Sir Isaac Newton is?

Person 2: Isn't he the dude who invented Gravity and Calculus to spite us all?
by SirlsaacNewton May 7, 2023
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Isaac

Isaac is a man who knows what he is doing,he doesn't cheat,He's Loyal and he loves everyone around him.He Is a sweet guy and if you know an Isaac you would feel lucky and loved because he is a guy you can go to if you have a problem.Isaac is also a guy who loves hearing people's problems and will cuddle and comfort his girlfriend.The only people Isaac Loves is his Family,Friends and Girlfriend....Go meet a guy named Isaac
God I love Isaac, he's so sweet.
by IAMISAAC May 8, 2023
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